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I came across this gem at the store today. There’s like...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:14:07 -0600

I came across this gem at the store today. There’s like 10 flavors of this stuff!!

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Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:46:50 -0600

xkcdexplained: The adult asks the child a loaded question about...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:12:50 -0600

The adult asks the child a loaded question about her toys. She responds, as any child would, with a simple answer. The adult then corrects the child and proceeds to wax philosophical about how her toys, and thusly the other objects in our lives, are ultimately just the sum of their parts. He then adds that these parts can be reused upon the disassembling of the object.

The last three panels show the child, presumably at the DMV, looking at her toys and deciding to opt in to the organ donor program. This is humorous because the adult’s lecture has led her to think of her organs as Lego bricks - to be disassembled and reused upon her untimely death.

A truer chart has never been created. ilovecharts:

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:24:38 -0600

A truer chart has never been created.

ilovecharts:

Coming this month: Spiced Cranberry, Orange & Cabernet Franc Marmalade and Veal Piccata!

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:58:22 -0600

Coming this month: Spiced Cranberry, Orange & Cabernet Franc Marmalade and Veal Piccata!

yes! moviesinframes: The Blues Brothers, 1980 (Dir. John...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:08:48 -0600

yes!

moviesinframes:

The Blues Brothers, 1980 (Dir. John Landis)

404. Don't linger in a doorway. In or out.

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:07:02 -0600

hoo boy this is a big one.

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rocketboom: The Periodic Table via (buzzfeed)

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:14:14 -0500

rocketboom:

The Periodic Table

via (buzzfeed)

ilikethepartwhere: I’m not superstitious - but I am a...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:56:35 -0500

ilikethepartwhere:

I’m not superstitious - but I am a little…stitious.

Comparing a coffee bean to an atom...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:36:49 -0500

Comparing a coffee bean to an atom...:

so cool!

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woo hoo! cerpintaxt: danhacker: ‘V’ Promotional image Oh thank...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:16:21 -0500

woo hoo!

cerpintaxt:

danhacker:

‘V’ Promotional image

Oh thank goodness, it looks like the aliens are still lizard people after all.

Cant wait

"Say Hey" by Michael Franti

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:32:39 -0500

"Say Hey" by Michael Franti:

I love this song, and I don’t care if anybody shakes their head at it. Makes me think of Laura every single time, and that’s a good thing. That’s a great thing!

Shepherd's Pie, served with Lynfred's Oktoberfest wine!

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:25:55 -0500

Shepherd's Pie, served with Lynfred's Oktoberfest wine!

You want to see your local computer geek get teared up? Watch...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:30:48 -0500

You want to see your local computer geek get teared up? Watch this scene. Happens every time!

SZ: “I wonder if it remembers me.”

Cream Cheese & Jelly > Peanut Butter & Jelly

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:45:07 -0500

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Where The (Minnesota) Wild Things Are

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:35:04 -0500

Where The (Minnesota) Wild Things Are

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Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:00:14 -0500

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Fizzgig! moviesinframes: The Dark Crystal, 1982 (dir. Jim...

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:55:40 -0500

Fizzgig!

moviesinframes:

The Dark Crystal, 1982 (dir. Jim Henson, Frank Oz)

I can watch The Fifth Element at any time. movieoftheday: Diva:...

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 01:37:59 -0500

I can watch The Fifth Element at any time.

movieoftheday:

Diva: She needs you. She needs your help and your love. She’s more fragile than she seems. She was taught to love the life of others but not her own. You have to teach her to love if you want her to truly live!

I’ve always thought high heels are useless. All I can...

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:22:23 -0500

I’ve always thought high heels are useless. All I can ever think of is how much in pain the woman must be.

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High heels Chart