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Mar 23

Introducing the “World’s Best Extra”, Jesse Heiman

“We’d like to introduce you to the internet celeb du jour, and for once, he’s truly earned it. Jesse Heiman is a Hollywood background actor who’s appeared in dozens of films and TV shows over the past decade, many of which you can relive in the following YouTube compilation. He’s 32, but has been gifted with the look of eternal puberty—ensuring that he’ll never have to wonder where his next meal will come from, so long as he has can lift a cafeteria tray and find his mark whenever he hears the word “action!” Jesse, this is your moment.”

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